We are ready to roll! Claudia Marie and myself are going to tear the house down on Friday May 18, 2012 at The Bikini Bar in Las Vegas.

The usual cast of characters will all be in place and I will be brandishing my Fender Strat and Line 6 Pod HD 500/DT 50 combination with deadly precision. Do not miss coming out and having a drink with us and enjoying some good time classic rock!

We are set to rock The Bikini Bar right here in fabulous Las Vegas! Walk out the front door of the club and you see the Vegas strip to your right, The Rio Casino to your left! Bright lights, big city baby!

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Cleveland, Ohio
04/01/2012

Claudia Marie flew to Cleveland, Ohio on April 1st, 2012 and signed a contract to appear in a major role in a mainstream motion picture to begin filming in June 2012!

Claudia and I went to The Joint in The Hard Rock Casino here in Las Vegas on Feb. 10th to catch Motley Crue in concert.

The show was a blast!

Of course the Crue is kinda musically and vocally limited (with the exception of Tommy Lee on drums…that guy is the best power drummer in rock-n-roll). But having said that…they were great at doing what they do!
The show kicked off with "Live Wire", and we had all the hits from there.

Yes there were some cringe-worthy moments. They did a few songs "acoustically" and it was a total train wreck. Vocals were completely off key, Mick Mars acoustic guitar was out of tune and it really exposed them as the very limited players they are.

But as long as they stayed away from ballads and kept it electric and loud it was awesome.
Mick Mars is looking escpecially frail these days. Horrible arthritis has him barely able to walk and he’s all crunched up like a little old man (which is basically what he is at this point). His playing is getting pretty bad too. Lots of noise and dive bombing and so much gain on his amp that you really can’t distinguish the notes he is (or isn’t) playing…which worked for him because of his obvious limitations. He had a "guitar solo" which was him in the middle and 2 holographs of him on each side playing pre-recorded guitar parts. And it sounded pretty bad. Just a lot of super distorted wah-wah pedal noise with a brief moment of harmony guitars. Good visual and audible idea…but badly executed because of Mick’s inability to play that well.

But before you think I’m dogging out The Crue…I’m not.

If you are going to a Motley Crue show to hear great musicianship and vocal fireworks…then you fucked up already! lol
They are what they are…And that’s exactly what I came to see.

If they eliminated the acoustic set and the guitar solo….the show would be a GREAT Motley Crue concert. And the boys have learned to FINALLY make a great living doing it.
The run at The Joint was a house gig of several shows. They got paid well…had a polished show with the sound system, lighting, theatrics, etc.. down perfectly.

The next night I noticed they are featured on a car commercial playing "KickStart My Heart".  So they obviously have figured out that they have a big audience of middle aged folks who want to relive their past and be "bad" again. And they played that up during the show. Jokes about fucking and cocaine and drinking were constantly being made during the show by the band. (even though Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixxx and Mick Mars are all completely drug free and don’t even drink anymore…and all the band members are in committed relationships and don’t even fuck groupies anymore).

The crowd ate it up!   And I loved it too.

The gig at The Bikini Bar was a lot of fun. Both Claudia Marie and myself were exhausted from AVN week here in Vegas and we both had lost our voices. But thank goodness for CM’s big round ass and giant fake boobs all squeezed in a tiny bikini! As Keith Richards once said: "if things go wrong, we just jump about a bit onstage"

Worked good for us!

Thanks to legendary Kayla Kleevage who came out and supported the band right after her induction into The Legends Hall Of Fame earlier in the evening. Thanks also to Europe DiChan who also was in attendance. And thanks to Lonnie for putting up with our insanity.

We will be back again on Feb. 17th so mark it on your calendar.

Oh hell yeah! Porn Stars, Classic Rock, Cheap Drinks, Fun People and Claudia Marie in a tiny bikni! It’s all going down on Friday night Jan. 20th at The Bikini Bar right in the middle of AVN Adult Entertainment Expo week right here in fabulous Las Vegas

Went to see the legendary Bob Seger in concert on Dec. 30, 2011 at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

Gone is the long dark hair and beard. Replaced with short gray hair and a white beard….but the man can still SING! And every song was a monster hit. There wasn’t any filler in this concert.

From "Old Time Rock-N-Roll" to "Katmandu" to "Against The Wind" to "Travelin’ Man/Beautiful Loser" to "Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man" to "Hollywood Nights" to "Turn The Page" it was just hit after hit after hit.

The Silver Bullet Band was 16 members strong including Bob himself. And they were as tight as ever.

When he did his final encore with "Night Moves", I was a 12 year old kid again hearing it for the first time.
Just a great show, great songwriter, singer, and performer!

At 66 years old…this may have been the last time he will tour. Who knows? But I’m glad I FINALLY got to see one of the performers who contributed to the soundtrack of my life.

It’s gonna be a wild ass Trailer Park Trash Christmas at The Bikini Bar in Las Vegas! I will be giving free guitar lessons to any so-called "musicians" in town sitting in the audience. And of course Claudia Marie will be onstage in a tiny bikini with her fat round ass shaking and her GIANT fake boobs "accidentally" falling out constantly.

Oct. 14, 2011 was a lot of fun!
First off I spent the preceding weeks re-designing my guitar rig. I brought it down to an incredible compact system that is the Line 6 POD HD500 coupled with the Bogner/Line6 DT150 tube amp. That system is an amazing technological wonder to behold.

The HD 500 controls the "topography" of the tube amp. And when you switch preamps on the HD 500 the DT150 PHYSICALLY changes it’s tube layout, grid voltage, etc to match the chosen amp model. It’s really, really something!

I also decided to move away from my Jeff Beck signature Fender Custom Shop Strat a bit. By "move away" I mean I used it for only 2 of the 4 sets we played. lol  And the guitar I edged back towards? My Floyd Rose Redmond Series Model K guitar. Both guitars play and sound SO sweet.

Claudia Marie caught a cold a few days before the gig and her voice was really struggling. But she pulled it together and sang the entire night. Thank God that her gigantic fake boobs kept "accidentally" falling out of the tiny, tiny bikini she wore for the performance!

Here are some pics from that night:  http://tptrash.com/livepics/10142011vegas/

And now some big news:
TRAILER PARK TRASH RETURNS TO THE BIKINI BAR ON FRIDAY NOV. 25, 2011!!!
My birthday in on the 23rd….so I plan on celebrating the night of the 25th! And as usual…I’m sure that CM will service a few lucky studs that night as well! Don’t miss this show!

Oh yeah! We RISE again!

On Friday Oct. 14th myself and Claudia Marie once again take to the stage! Fabulous Las Vegas is the city…bright lights, rock-n-roll, high rollers, THE BIG CITY! 

And the venue is THE BIKINI BAR. This place is a lot of fun and the bartender girls wear bikinis (and girls who come in wearing a bikini drink half price all night long.

It doesn’t get much better than this! Great bar, hot chicks in bikinis, and TPT rockin’ the house ALL NIGHT LONG baby!